aieshamyles:

keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.


Im weak

aieshamyles:

keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.

Im weak

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clarencemccall:

tessstosterone:

acceptingamerican:


A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”
Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Forever reblog

Fucking loved this!


I’ll never stop reblogging this!!!!

clarencemccall:

tessstosterone:

acceptingamerican:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Forever reblog

Fucking loved this!

I’ll never stop reblogging this!!!!

(Source: redhotsathya, via blackgirlundefined)

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2 hours ago

Trust me shawty my fallback game is legendary

(Source: realniggaannouncements)

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2 hours ago

myambrosia:

sixpenceee:

The following is what auditory hallucinations sound like. This was created based on what mental patients (schizophrenic) said they hear.

MEGA creepy. 

This is so accurate I cant even listen to the whole thing without inducing it

(via becuzbacon)

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2 hours ago
babycakesbriauna:

thecoolintellectual:

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history


that’s amazing.

I’m here for it. I’m also here for Leo’s hat

babycakesbriauna:

thecoolintellectual:

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

that’s amazing.

I’m here for it. I’m also here for Leo’s hat

(via becuzbacon)

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2 hours ago

when your friends comfort you but you’re still sad

monetizeyourcat:

image

(via littlecicada)

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